Real Women

Real women are fat

Real women are thin

Real women are also

Somewhere in between.

 

Real women are curvy

Real women are sharp

Real women are arrow-stiff

They’re a walking work of art.

 

Real women cross their legs

Real women spread them wide

Real women may not have legs

And that’s perfectly fine.

 

Real women have vaginas

Real women have dicks

Real women have both or none,

And they don’t have to be pink.

 

Real women bleed each month

Real women have kids

Real women are doggy moms

Or cat ladies, God Forbid!!!

 

Real women have big booty

Real women got tits

Real women eat salads

With meat-free bacon bits

 

Real women smoke and drink

Real women pray 5 times a day

Real women shave their heads

And wear a hat on colder days.

 

Real women have a sailor’s mouth

Real women are coy and shy

Real women are these and more,

So calm down, grow up, and smile.

 

One Comment Add yours

  1. Real women are walking works of art. You had me this line. Truly amazing

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